Jean Luc Picard having arrived from a sociable dinner with Doctor Crusher returned to work in the captains chair on the bridge and then said to himself I wish I had a toothpick to pick my teeth. So he then said more loudly Computer Energise me to my quarters. It did although he arrived with some of the material of his chair fused into his trousers.

He went to his drawer and took out his device that he knew he had there. He said Device, remove the bits from my teeth. It flashed some lights and whirled around and then said to him Captain for it called him that you need a filling in tooth number three.

So he then said Computer, energise me to Sick Bay. It did although he arrived with some of the carpet fused into his boots. There he saw Doctor Crusher.

He was even more attracted by her red hair and she even more by his bald head. Nevertheless they had matters to attend to. He said he needed a filling. She went to her drawer and took out her device that she knew she had there. She said Device, give the Captain a filling in tooth number three. It flashed some lights and whirled around and then said to her Doctor for it called her that he now has a filling in tooth number three. Thank you device said the Captain and thank you Beverly.

Youre welcome. Good she said. Good he said. She then said. Computer Two to beam to my private quarters.

Some time later he energised back to the captains chair on the bridge with some bed linen fused into the carpet fused into his boots.

Adrian Worsfold

Pluralist - Liberal and Thoughtful